JoeWaWa's Joke-Primer #1: February 2011

Another Joke

A man walks into a bar and there is a woman at the other end of the bar. He says to the bartender give me a Budweiser and give that douche-bag lady at the end of the bar a drink. The bartender is taken back and he states “we don’t refer to our lady customers that way. The guy is persistent he says hay a Budweiser and give the douche-bag a drink on me! The bartender considers kicking the guy out of the bar when the male customer lays a $20.00 tip on the bar. So the bartender approaches the lady stating that the guy at the other end of the bar wants to buy her a drink. She is delighted and she agrees to the drink. The bartender says “what will it be?” The lady replies “I’ll have a vinegar and water!

Keep an Eye Out

A man is having trouble achieving an orgasm. He tries out all sorts of sexual positions, hookers, potions, pornography, various ladies, and nothing seems to get the job done. One day he was talking to a friend that suggested that he see Aunt Mercantilly, she worked at a nearby brothel. At this point he is desperate and willing to try anything so he goes to the brothel and asks to see Aunt Mercantilly. The Madam sends him up to the third floor and states that she is in the last door on the left. The man approaches the door and there is an old lady rocking in her rocking chair. He thinks he has the wrong room but she assures him that he is in the right place. Reluctantly he states “what do I do?” She says “take off your pants Sonny.” When his pants drop she makes his sexual member hard, and then the man wanders what is next. So Aunt Mercantilly pulls out her eye and she says “put in my eye Sonny!” The man complies and he really loves it, he cums for the first time in years. As he is leaving he says that he will return on his next pay day and he thanks her. She states “OK Sonny, I’ll keep an eye out for you!”

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Monday, February 21, 2011

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